frenetic amnesic

Haiku2 for kawright24
never forward those stupid chain letters that say don't break the chain
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Created by Grahame

I just figured out why I haven't had a boyfriend in ages....it's because I never forward those stupid chain letters that say "don't break the chain or you will have horrible luck in relationships for the rest of your life." Oh well. Too late now

I'm tired, tired, and tired, in that order. I don't want to write a paper at all. I want to be done with school. How about I just lay down close my eyes and wake up at the end of finals week with all my stuff done? Sound good?

I am soooooo ready for this semester to be over...and I'm tired of drama. I think a break from school should not be overshadowed by the thought in the back of your head that you should be doing schoolwork. A break by definition should mean you don't have to do ANYTHING. So....yeah.

So after the washer slaughtered my phone my dad and I sat down to pick out a new one for me. At first I was all like I'll just get a razor (I really wanted a sliver but T-mobile doesn't work with them). Somehow my dad talked me into a Sidekick, one of those big ones that are like a PDA and a phone in one. Now....I might be regretting it, only because it's gonna be sooo big. Someone tell me I'm not an idiot.

Coming home for a break is only a good idea in theory. Once I get here it's like 24 hour stress...between my sister's crazy lunatic actions and my mom's freak outs over anything and everything, I'm gonna lose my mind. Somebody help me....

I'm serious....HELP

( RACHEL BLOWS )

the thud of a scrapbook hitting your roommate's head...

I'm a reality tv WHORE...and I'm ok with that.

Sickness sucks...and university doctors don't know what the hell they're talking about

No matter how you justify it sleeping with a 56 year old woman is not ok.

Boys, because I'm starting to believe that MEN are just myths, live by their own code of conduct, which will never be deciphered by women.

Getting dogs...bad idea.

what is your favorite word?
alopecia

what is your least favorite word?
conscience

what turns you on?
pelvic cleavage

what turns you off?
hairy backs and chests

what sound do you love?
laughter

what sound do you hate?
dogs

what is your favorite curse word?
cunt

what profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
psychologist

what profession would you not like to participate in?
garbage woman

if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Don't worry high school didn't count"

I hate continual text messages. And if I get one more picture of a cock I'll scream and send it back as return to sender, object not wanted. I hate it when boys are one minute telling you that you live too far away and then telling you how awesome you are and things would be perfect together.

for cancelling Arrested Development, one of the greatest shows ever made. And if you don't like it I don't think I want to ever know you. Why can't this shit just settle and then no trial...well at least I have until February to start worrying incessantly about it.

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Created by Grahame

Until you try to read a book in another language and it takes you an hour to make it through eight pages. Now that I've written an entry Rachel can stop pestering me with messages and annoying comments about posting a livejournal. So here you go Rachel. Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday.

First things first, Rachel should never be a court reporter because even when you spell words out for her she still gets it wrong. That's ok because when I was giving my deposition I spelled
Shauna's name without the u and Ashley's last name without an a. "So the other day I was on the bus and saw this cute girl in the mirror when I realized....it was me." -Shauna Toy March 04 I read that and it seriously made my day. I'll laugh about it for weeks, maybe even months.